Label: BELLA UNION

PERSONAL TRAINER - Human Assholes PERSONAL TRAINER

€32.99 Pre-order

Peachy Splatter Vinyl LP

Genre: Indie Rock
New / Used: Brand New
Release Date: Sep 04, 2026
Catalogue Number: BELLA1712V
Barcode: 5061102610264
New / Used: Brand New
Release Date: Sep 04, 2026
Catalogue Number: BELLA1712CD
Barcode: 5061102610271
Format: Peachy Splatter Vinyl LP

For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from Amsterdam's underground scene into an internationally successful touring band

An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band.

Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Casper van der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer, more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and "Punch Drunk Love."

Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. For Smit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborative process and a personal refuge.

Track List

1. Marvin’s Curtain Up
2. Scrambled Egg
3. Punch Drunk Love
4. Bone
5. Moping
6. Places!
7. The Burrows
8. Barely Guillaume
9. Hole
10. Human Assholes
11. Rim Shot/Event Horizon
12. Tempo
13. Tyres Skid
14. Object Permanence
15. Letter From The Scentless Realm
Format: Peachy Splatter Vinyl LP

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