MILKING THE GOATMACHINE - Neue Platte - LP - White Vinyl [AUG 18]

LP - Limited Edition White Vinyl. 

Mankind has always been fascinated by extraterrestrial danger, just think of "War of the Worlds", "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" or "Alien". But the real danger comes from goats from the planet GoatEborg! The inventors of Goatgrind return to remind humanity that they are in a permanent state of subjugation. The fact that MILKING THE GOATMACHINE musically shaves the fan razor-sharp with this “convulsing concept album about nonsense” is made clear by the symbolic title NEUE PLATTE and the matching cover artwork („Platte“ referring to a vinyl record as well as to baldness in German).

The goat brothers present new pearls of good taste, lovingly and tongue-in-cheek titled 'The Wrong One To Milk With', 'In Battle There Is No Straw' or 'Twilight Of The Thundergoat'. What leaves mankind no chance: The unique catchiness of the music recorded by Fernando Hermansa in the Fat-Knob Recordings studios (Knife, Carnal Ghoul and Miseo among others), because elements of Death, Grind, Thrash and Crust merge into an irresistibly groovy mixture that deliberately appeals to the lowest instincts of every metalhead. Modern slams, Death Metal overtones, Carcass grooves, brutal rolling, Grind blasts with a Scorpions break or a disturbing, German dubbed "Ren & Stimpy" intro - the Goatgrind of MILKING THE GOATMACHINE stands for furiously performed variety. And whoever survives a 'Careless Whisper' at the end is steeled for life. The texts about Viking goats and other nonsense, conceived according to the Grimme Award suspicious "what a rhyme, for me it's a crime" scheme, prove the claim of wanting to appear more imbecile than they already are, like Goatleeb Udder (lawyer for building law with the specialty barns) confirmed. Fuck world domination, that's pure zeitgeist criticism. A former NASA employee, doctor of astrophysics, who does not want to be named because he fears for his safety being known as the G.O.A.T. of his own scene, confirms the uniqueness of MILKING THE GOATMACHINE: "The goats that got out of the spaceship on Earth certainly don't have much in common with the goats that got into it on GoatEborg at some point, if you look at the distances and conditions included. But mutations and tumors are probably as hip in the Goatgrind scene as arse antlers in boozy German Ruhr Valley rock clubs of the late 90s.” If you like heavy Death Metal without mindcuffs, NEUE PLATTE is the right thing for you! 

Tracklist:

Side A
1. The Squeal Session
2. Feed Me, Milk Me, Comb Me
3. Children Of The Horn
4. Extreme Wolves Terror
5. The Wrong One To Milk With
6. In Battle There Is No Straw

Side B
1. Boots Bloody Boots
2. Twilight Of The Thundergoat
3. Funky Funeral
4. Iss'n Köttel, Mach'n Köttel
5. Napalm Grass
6. Kraut im Bart und Quark im Fell
7. Careless Whisper